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| Seruphim | Mar 1 2011, 10:21 PM Post #1 |
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Hello and welcome to the first ever showing of Ask Cell! It's the exclusive show where YOU, the viewer, get to send in questions for Cell, the ultimate, perfect bio-android created by Doctor Gero! [Camera pans over a well-lit stage that's decorated with a soft plush couch and a desk. Emblazoned boldly across the background are the words “Ask Cell.” Behind the desk is a woman with curly brown hair and a black top. Seated on the couch is Cell. His arms and legs are crossed and a slight scowl is on his face.] And here's your host! Jennnnnifer! [Jennifer waves.] Jennifer: Hello everyone and welcome to the first showing of Ask Cell! Cell: How did you talk me into this? Jennifer: Oh Cell, you know you're the one being asked questions here. Hey, keep that camera in focus! [Hercule looks up from fiddling with the camera.] Cell: *straightens in his seat, an incredulous look on his face* What in the world!? What is that oaf doing here?? Hercule: *grins, jumps in front of the camera and flashes a peace sign* Hey everyone! The Champion of the World is here! If you have any questions for me you can just send them right on in and I'll answer them! Jennife: Hercule! This is Ask Cell, not Ask Hercule. Now get behind that camera and film! Hercule: Don't worry, the Champion is on it! Jennifer: That's what I'm worried about. *sighs* And Cell. What did I say about asking questions? *reaches for a stack of envelopes* Now, on to the first letter! *pulls out a bright pink envelope and unfolds the letter, which is the same color, and reads it aloud* Dear Cell, I know you needed both Android 17 and Android 18 to achieve perfection, but which one was the most pleasurable to absorb? I was also wondering... did you ever consider letting your plans of world domination aside and join the Z Warriors? Thanks for your time, I'm looking forward to read your answers! Love, Strawberry. Cell: *strokes his chin as he contemplates his answer* Hercule: Most pleasurable to absorb? *laughs* I would have been! I mean, I am the strongest man in the world! Cell: Quiet you imbecile. Strawberry, I would have to say that 18 was more pleasurable to absorb simply because once I did so I achieved my perfect form. Jennifer: Did she taste like a peach? Cell: What? *raises an eyebrow* Jennifer: Well, you called her your little peach and said you were gonna gobble her up. Cell: *face palms and mumbles something about bad dubbing* Anyway, as for your other question, I never considered joining the Z Warriors. They were far below my caliber. A perfect being such as I- Hercule: Hah! Perfect? I crushed you... *trails off as he realizes the death look Cell is giving him* Jennifer: Hercule, just do your job. Hercule: Heh yeah yeah, no problem. *gets back behind the camera* Cell: As I was saying *clears his throat* I would have never joined the Z Warriors. There was nothing to gain from it. Jennifer: Alright, on to the next one. *Pulls out a blue envelope* Dear Cell What's it like being perfect? Do you think you could get any more perfect? From, Lord Cooler Cell: *smirks* Ah Lord Cooler. Frieza's brother, yes? Jennifer: Uhm, well, yes but- Cell: Frieza and his father had fine cells. I wonder what his brother's cells would have given me. And this is such a wonderful question. I think Cooler and I would have gotten along well. Anyway, being perfect is.. ahh. How to describe it? It's being complete in the fullest sense, knowing that no one can surpass you and Hercule: *snorts* Cell: *shoots a beam of energy at Hercule's pants leg.* Hercule: Ahh! My leg!!! [Hercule clutches the area where Cell singed him and falls to the floor, effectively knocking over the camera at the same time. All the viewer can see are the legs of the desk and Cell's feet.] Jennifer: Cell! No hurting the camera man! Cell: He wouldn't shut up. Hercule: *Bites his lip and pulls himself together enough to stand back up* Ah hah hah! I was just kidding, I'm fine! Jennifer: Well he was the only guy I could get. Unless you want me to exploit your Cell Jr.s for free labor? Cell: ..You mean you're paying this guy? Jennifer: *Doesn't answer and turns back to Hercule* Hey, pick up that camera! Hercule: I got it! This is an easy job for the Champion of the World! *Places the camera up right once more and focuses on the Jennifer and Cell* Jennifer: *Clears her throat* Sorry everyone. Just some.. technical difficulties. So Cell, back to the question. What is it like being perfect? Cell: Yes, well, being perfect is, as I was saying, *He throws a glare towards Hercule who simply holds up a thumbs up sign* Being perfect is being complete in the fullest sense and basking in the knowledge that you are the perfect weapon. And I'm sure my power would increase with each near death experience, much like the Saiyans, but I am already perfect at fighting. Jennifer: Well, I'm sure you could get better. I mean, against Gohan you... Cell: *Glares at Jennifer* Against Gohan I.. what? Jennifer: Uh... next letter! Dear Cell, What did you really do with No.18 when you absorbed her? And how did it feel absorbing a dude? Sincerely, Kamikaze Pyro Cell: *Raises a brow* What do you mean, what did I really do with her? I absorbed her into my being. She is part of the Perfect Being now. What else could I have done with her? Jennifer: Taken her to a secret place to gobble up your little peach up. *She covers her mouth in a vain attempt to hide her laughter* Cell: Human, do you wish to have an early death? Jennifer: Hey, you can't kill the host. Cell: Would you care to test that claim? *A ball of energy appears in his palm* Jennifer: No! I mean, you shouldn't kill me because who else will host this wonderful show? Without this you'd be sitting in HFIL with Frieza. Would you rather do that? Cell: *Sighs and the ball of energy disappears* Hercule: *makes a whipping noise* Cell: *Growls and shoots another beam at Hercule, this time through his afro. It leaves a sizzling hole.* Hercule: AH! MY HAIR! You're going to ruin my handsome looks! Cell: *Scoffs* For the next question I would have to say it makes no difference whether I'm absorbing a male or female. Every human is weak and I have no trouble subduing and absorbing both genders. Jennifer: And now for the last letter. Dear Cell, What did you enjoy more killing Goku or beating Vegeta in a pulp? ~Mystic Gotenks Cell: Vegeta was no match for me. I enjoyed fighting and kill Goku much more. He was a challenge worthy of my perfection. Jennifer: Even though when you killed Goku it was more because he was trying to save the world from your tantrum? Cell: Excuse me? My tantrum? Jennifer: Well, yeah, you blew yourself up because you thought you were going to lose. That's pretty childish, you know. You should have accepted defeat gracefully. Cell: *Narrows eyes* That was a tactical maneuver that saved my life and destroyed Goku at the same time. Hercule: It was a cheap trick is what it was! I never would have fell for such a thing! *laughs* Jennifer: Um, Hercule, Cell smacked you into a cliff with one blow. Hercule: I slipped, alright! Cell: *stands up and begins walking away* Jennifer: Hey, Cell, where are you going?? We're still rolling! Cell: I'm through here. *Gives a two finger wave and exits through the door* Jennifer: Ah, well, that's it for today folks! Tune in next week for the next installment of Ask Cell! Be sure to post any questions you may have in the designated thread section! Thanks and see ya next week! Hercule: *Jumps in front of the camera* Don't forget about me! *Grins widely and flashes a peace sign* The Champion of the World will also be taking ques- [The lights go off and Hercule is left in the dark] |
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| Strawberry | Mar 2 2011, 04:48 AM Post #2 |
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That was pretty cool and entertaining, Cell Girl! I can totally imagine Cell behaving that way if he was put on a TV show to answer questions about himself. I also loved Hercule's lines. I'm glad to know 18 was the most pleasurable to absorb. Though Cell should have answered something like "'cause she was delicious". hahaWell done! |
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Mar 2 2011, 05:05 AM Post #3 |
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That was fast. That last bit was funny. Where's my question?
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| Seruphim | Mar 2 2011, 05:08 AM Post #4 |
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Well, I didn't think we'd be getting a lot of questions this time since it just started. But people have a whole week to post more now, so hopefully I'll get more. And your question will be in the next one next week Trunks. Didn't you see my post in the Questions Thread? You posted right below it lol |
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| Sayain_Namek | Mar 2 2011, 10:34 PM Post #5 |
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This was entertaining, aha well done.
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| Seruphim | Mar 2 2011, 10:37 PM Post #6 |
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Thanks Saiyan_Namek : ) Im starting think I wont really get enough questions to continue it though lol might have to start getting creative with shows |
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| vulgarwoman | Mar 2 2011, 10:39 PM Post #7 |
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HAHAHA, is this real life?! I love it. |
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| Arkadom | Mar 3 2011, 09:47 PM Post #8 |
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Bargle nawdle zouss
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Boom.... That was the bomb,and it went off! Nice one Celly
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| Seruphim | Mar 8 2011, 08:55 PM Post #9 |
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Hello and welcome to Ask Cell! The exclusive show where YOU, the viewer, get to send in questions for Cell, the ultimate, perfect bio-android created by Doctor Gero! [Camera pans over a well-lit stage that's decorated with a soft plush couch and a desk. Emblazoned boldly across the background are the words “Ask Cell.” Behind the desk is Jennifer, whose messing with her bangs. Hercule is laying back on the couch next to her, movie star grin in place.] And here's your host! Jennnnnifer! [Jennifer looks up from messing her hair an waves.] Jennifer: Hello everyone and welcome to Ask Cell! *glances to the left and sees Hercule* Hey! What are you doing up here? Hercule: Well, I figured I needed to give my adoring fans a chance to ask me some questions. That stack of envelopes has to be for me! Jennifer: *sifts through the question envelops* No... they're not. They're all for Cell. Now get behind the camera before Cell gets here! Hercule: What?? Well that's just ridiculous. Cell must have sabotaged me! He knows I'm more popular. Cell: Remove yourself from my seat before I do it for you. Hercule: Ahhh! *jumps up and backs away* Cell! I was just.. keepin' it warm for ya. Cell: What was that about being more popular than I? Hercule: Ah, you know I'm just kidding! We're friends, right? *goes to pat Cell on the shoulder, but his hand stops due to Cell's power* Uh.. wh- Cell: *forces Hercule back with his energy until he's beside the camera* Hercule: Ah hah hah that Cell and his tricks! Jennifer: ..Hercule.. just film. So Cell, how has your day been? Cell: *takes his seat, crossing his legs* Oh, the usual, dealing with Frieza and his family, not to mention the Ginyu Force *shudders* Jennifer: Ooooh how is the Ginyu Force doing? Can you ask Jeice what shampoo he uses? I definitely need some more volume in.. my.. hair.. why are you staring at me like that? Cell: Can we get on with questions, please? Jennifer: Oh, right, of course. So here we go. *unfolds the first letter* Dear Cell, Why didn't you win the fights sooner? Your #1 hater, TrunksSSJ Cell: Hm, what an unoriginal sign off. *clears his throat and leans forward, looking pointedly at the camera* TrunksSSJ, I'm going to assume you have no combat skills and, even if you did, they would certainly not be on my level due to the fact that you're a human. That said, you have no idea of the amount of skill and finesse it takes to win a battle, much less test your strength against an opponent, which was the point of the Cell Games. To test my strength against worthy opponents. Jennifer: And do you think the Cell Games truly tested your strength? Cell: No. My last battle with Gohan was not over. It was interrupted by a certain arrogant Saiyan prince who interfered in my battle. Jennifer: Sooo.. you'd want a re-match with Gohan? Hercule: If Cell were a real man he would fight me! I'm the Champion of the World! *Both Cell and Jennifer turn to stare at Hercule, whose grin quickly disappears* Hercule: Well, I mean, if he truly wanted to test his mettle don't you think he should go up against the strongest? Jennifer: We should move on before I lose my camera man. Cell: I agree. Dear Cell, If you could absorb anyone who would it be? Also how badly would you pound Hercule if given the chance? Yours in Battle Sayain_Namek Cell: Ah, well, these are excellent questions. I especially like the second one. Hercule: I don't think you realize who I am Cell. I could beat you with both my hands behind my back! *gives a roaring laugh that abruptly comes to a halt as Hercule begins to choke on what seems to be nothing but air* Jennifer: Cell! Let go of my camera man! Cell: I don't know what you're talking about. *he holds up his hands innocently* I am no where near the imbecile. Jennifer: You know what I mean. Stop choking him with your power. Cell: I will if he stops talking. Jennifer: You know I can't make that promise. I got Hercule because I knew the perfect being would be patient enough to handle him. Cell: *pinches the bridge of his nose, lets out a sigh, and releases Hercule who begins gasping for breath* Hercule: Hah... I.. told ya! Can't defeat.. the champ! *weakly puts up a peace sign* Jennifer: I'm starting to think a spot light hog may not have been the best choice for a camera man... Cell: Oh really? I wonder what gives you that idea. Jennifer: Anyway! So Cell, the questions, yes? Cell: Of course. Now.. what was it again? If I could absorb anyone who would it be? Well, no one. I'm the perfect being. I no longer need to absorb anyone. And I believe we have already.. covered.. the other question. Jennifer: Yes, moving on. Here's our next letter. Dear Cell of much DNA. I have 3 questions. 1.Do You ever wish You had a different color scheme,such as blue instead of green,or red instead of black? 2.After watching from hell,do You think you would stand a chance against the Z warriors of today? 3.What's Your favorite food,beside absorbed people? Yours humbely~Dragonlord21. Cell: These are.. interesting. No, I have no desire for a different color scheme. Jennifer: You do wear the same thing every day.... Cell: It's not something I wear. My armor is as much apart of my body as your arm is to your body. Jennifer: So it could be removed forcibly? *smirks* Cell: *points a finger at her* Stay away you crazy woman. Now, as for the second question. I could definitely hold my own against them. Jennifer: But not defeat them? Cell: Well what do you expect when you're locked away in a cell and have no one worthy to train with? Jennifer: So the perfect being is no longer perfect? Cell: I said no such thing. Jennifer: But if you can't defeat them- Cell: I am the perfect fighting machine, composed of the cells of only the best fighters and I Hercule: You sure don't look like me. Cell: ..Excuse me? Hercule: Well, if you have the cells of all the best fighters, shouldn't look more like me? I don't see the resemblance at all. Cell: .. What was that last question? Favorite foods? That's simple. I do not eat therefore I have no favorite food. Absorbing people does not count as 'food' either. I used their bio extract to power myself. Jennifer: Well, us humans use the energy we get from food to power ourselves. It's not that different. Cell: Humans view food as something tasty to consume and sometimes eat just to comfort yourself. I do no such thing and, now that I am perfect, I do not even need to absorb bio extract. Jennifer: Alright, alright. Next letter. Dear Mr Imperfect, how did you feel when Gohan killed the Cell Juniors like they were nothing? I know it's hard to describe it perfectly, but please try. Wishing you many happy days with the Ginyu Force, Wolffanghameha Hercule: Hah! Mr. Imperfect. That's so true. Jennifer: Ohhh I hated it when the Cell Jrs were killed. They're so adorable! Cell: The Cell Jrs are not adorable. Jennifer: Of course they are. They're miniature versions of you! Cute, blue mini versions of you. Is that what you were like as a child? *sighs wistfully* Cell: I was never a child. And it was quite thrilling to see Gohan destroy them with such ease. I knew then that I would have a good match. Jennifer: You were happy!? They were your children! Cell: They were pawns. Jennifer: I'm calling CPS on you! Cell: What good will that do? Jennifer: ..Hercule! You can't abide by this, can you? Cell not caring about his children. How heartless! Hercule: Yeah! I've always cared for my Videl! I could teach Cell a lesson or two about parenting. Cell: You are both imbeciles. *takes another look at the letter* What kind of name is wolffanghameha? Jennifer: It's a combination of two attacks. Wolf Fang Fist and Kamehameha. Cell: How ridiculous. He must know the Ginyu Force. Jennifer: Speaking of them... you will ask Jeice about his shampoo for me, right? Cell: *stares at her stonily* Read that last letter. Jennifer: *pouts* You're no fun. *reaches for the last letter* This one isn't signed. Who is/was your ***** in Hell? Cell: Whose my... *****? Jennifer: Yeah, you know. Who do you violate when they drop the soap? Cell: .. Hercule: Who does he..? How is that even possible? Jennifer: His tail, of course! Hercule: I think I'm going to be sick.. Jennifer: Well, Cell? Who is your *****? Cell: I refuse to answer this. Jennifer: Oh, does that mean you are someone's *****? Cell: Absolutely not. I just refuse to answer such a ridiculous question. Jennifer: Can I be your *****? Cell: .. Is this the end? Can I leave? Jennifer: Wait! I have an announcement! We're going to have a special guest next interview! Next time on Ask Cell we'll be host to the savior of the world! Hercule: Uh, I'm already here. Jennifer: Son Goku will be making an appearance! He'll be accepting questions so this may be your only chance to pry into the mind of the man whose saved the universe twice! Cell: Ah, this should prove interesting. I wonder if he'll be up for another round. He must have gotten stronger since our last battle. Jennifer: You have no idea. Well, that's all! See you next week everyone! Don't forget to send questions to Cell or Goku Hercule: OR ME! Jennifer: In this section here. Bye! [camera pans away and the lights dim. Just before the scene completely fades away Jennifer is seen moving to the couch and grinning as she slides closer to Cell who eyes her warily.] |
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| Seruphim | Mar 15 2011, 09:07 PM Post #10 |
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Um.. no ones posted but I hope this double post is okay... >__> There won't be an update today because it's Spring Break and my brain is doing this: I've been hanging out with my friends until around 3-4am every morning and waking up in the afternoon to repeat the process xD So...yeah.. for now, a break for everyone |
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| Arkadom | Mar 17 2011, 10:48 PM Post #11 |
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| Seruphim | Mar 23 2011, 07:15 AM Post #12 |
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Alright, here it is! About two hours shy of Tuesday but hey.. it's here lol Also, Lunar, um.. I hope you don't mind but I cut your questions concerning battles cause.. although you are asking Goku and Cell, I'm answering and I know squat about battling in DBZ. Warp kamehameha? Weighted ki? I.. don't know any of these terms xD I just watch it to oogle Cell lol So, I'm sorry :/ ~*~*~*~*~ Hello and welcome to Ask Cell! The exclusive show where YOU, the viewer, get to send in questions for Cell, the ultimate, perfect bio-android created by Doctor Gero! [Camera pans over a well-lit stage that's decorated with a soft plush couch and a desk. Emblazoned boldly across the background are the words "Ask Cell." Behind the desk is Jennifer. She's currently glued to her red DS. She suddenly holds it up to Hercule, who is standing behind her.] Jennifer: Isn't Munna the cutest??? I just wanna hug her! Hercule: What's this.. poke-man stuff? Jennifer: Po-ke-mon. Not poke man. And it's a game. Hercule: And you fight each other with... pink blobs? Jennifer: *facepalms* They're not all “pink blobs.” Munna just looks like one. Hercule: Uh-huh... Jennifer: *sighs and snaps the DS closed* Where's Cell? Why is he always late? He's suppose to be perfect. Why can't he be here on time? Cell: *smoothly walks in and takes his place* Keep yourself contained. I have arrived. Jennifer: Cell, how can you show up late to your own show? Hercule is here before you. Cell: As it is my show, it wont start without me. Jennifer: Unless I replace you... *evil grin* Cell: Hah, no one is as perfect as I am. Goku: Hey guys! Jennifer: Goku! So glad you could make it! *runs up and hugs him* Goku: Hah yeah, well, you did say there would be food. Jennifer: Ah... yes... over there *gestures to the table piled with food* I know your appetite so- Goku: Oh wow! That's amazing! *runs over to the food table and begins chowing down* Cell: Really? You think to replace me with him? Jennifer: Well.. if the crowd responds to him more... *she turns to look at the Ask Cell logo* Hmm.. Ask Goku Cell: Hah, admit it, you couldn't leave me if you wanted to. Jennifer: Oh please... don't be so full of yourself *turns away as she blushes* Anyway, Goku! You can eat later, we have to get this show going. Goku: mmmmph phut im mmot dom Jennifer: .. what? Goku: *swallows his mouthful* I'm not done. Jennifer: You just swallowed. You can come over here and answer some questions and come back later, okay? Goku: Aww... okay *places the food down* Hercule: Why don't we usually get food? *picks up a sandwich and starts chewing on it* Jennifer: *swats at Hercule* Hey, I spent most of the budget on this food and it's for Goku, not you. Go work the camera. Hercule: What? But I'm the- Jennifer: the champ. Yes yes, we all know. Now go work the camera, champ. *pushes him towards the camera* *on the stage Goku is sitting happily while eyeballing the food table. Cell, as always, is impassive* Jennifer: It's so great to have you here Goku. Tell me, what have you been up to since Cell's defeat? Goku: Well, mostly training in Other World. They have some great fighters there! Jennifer: So you've just been training? Goku: Pretty much. Cell: Hm, perhaps we should have a re-match later, Goku. Jennifer: Uh, not in my studio. This place needs to stay in-tact, thank you very much. Goku: Well, I wouldn't mind, but I only have a limited amount of time you know. Jennifer: All the more reason to get on with the questions *pulls out a thick stack of envelopes* Oh, I think this pile got bigger. Let's do a question for Goku first, since he is the guest. Dear Goku, Which fusion did you like more? Vegetio or Gogeta? Your biggest admirer, TrunksSSJ Goku: Wow, Trunks wrote to me?? Jennifer: Uh, no, this is actually just a guy on a forum with Trunks' name. Goku: A.. forum? Jennifer: Think of it as a... chat area. Goku: Okay.. but how did he know about the fusion? Jennifer: Well, you're a pretty big celebrity Goku. Goku: Wow, really? Me? Cell: Yes, it is hard to believe. Goku: Right? Chichi would be so happy. Jennifer: Uh..Goku? *gestures to the letter* Goku: Oh yeah. Well, Gogeta is a lot more fun. My name is at the front for one. And he looks a lot more like me. Jennifer: Those are your reasons? Goku: Well... yeah. *he grins* Jennifer: ..Indeed Dear Cell, Who is better you or Frieza? If you weren't absorbing you're brothers and sisters. Would you all be a big happy android family? You're dearest, TrunksSSJ Cell: Ah... this guy again. Goku: These are some odd questions. You know, I would say Cell is better. At least he didn't torture people. Jennifer: I would think terrorizing the towns and absorbing people would be considered torture. Goku: Well, yeah, but he didn't do it for pure fun. Frieza did. Cell: I did it for power. Jennifer: And that's so much better. Goku: I bet Cell could be a good guy if we gave him a good reason. Cell: There are no good reasons. I only want to be the strongest. Goku: Well that's what Vegeta said and now he has a kid with Bulma. Hey, that's it! You just need a girl. Cell: I do n- Goku: Jennifer, you should try and turn Cell good. Jennifer: Oh, believe me, I've tried. Cell: Excuse me bu- Goku: Well, I suppose it wouldn't be easy. I bet Bulma can give you some pointers. Jennifer: You think so? Cell: *slams his hand down and both Goku and Jennifer turn towards him* Can we move on??? Jennifer: But we just want a big happy android family for you! Cell: Agh *reaches over and snatches the next letter* Dear Cell: Do You feel that,in the extreme condition,You could be beaten by all of the Z fighters together? Also,do You have any romantic interests? Yours AGAIN,humbly,Dragonlord21 Cell: Hm, I could easily knock out most of the fighters but I would have tough time dealing with the saiyans all at once. Although I'm sure I could manage it. I am perfect, after all. Goku: And what about romantic interests huh? Sweeping any girls off their feet Cell? *grins and gestures to Jennifer* Cell: No! I have no need for 'romance.' Goku: Aw c'mon. Everyone needs someone. Jennifer: *is bright red* W-we should move on.. so little time. Goku: Ah, but Jennifer *leans close and whispers in her ear* this may be your chance, you know. Jennifer: *her whole face is red now* Cell: I wouldn't want a weak human anyway. Jennifer: *gapes and then slumps on her desk* Goku: Hey! Don't say such a mean thing. Jennifer: *slowly gets up and walks away in a daze* Goku: Hey, where is she going? Cell: Who cares? *grabs the next letter* This one is for you Goku. Dear Son Goku: How are You,and hows the family? Do You have interesting tournaments in other world? Also,what was it like reaching the ultimate super saiyan level? Dragonlord21 *Picture of little man waving* Goku: Oh, well, the family is good. I look in every now and then from Other World. Chichi is taking good care of Goten and Gohan, not that I ever doubted her. She's a strong woman. And oh man, tournaments in Other World are so cool! The best warriors are there, competing against each other and testing their abilities. It's so awesome. Cell: The best warriors hm? Maybe they should allow me up there. Goku: It's a privilege Cell. Perhaps if you weren't so mean to women. *glares* Cell: Oh please. And what's this about reaching the ultimate super saiyan level? Goku: Oh yeah, Super Saiyan 3. It's very powerful, way stronger than when Gohan fought you. It's... incredible. It's hard to control in the mortal world though. Cell: Hm, interesting. Goku: Are you going to go after her? Cell: Why should I? [From the back room comes a loud scream.] Jennifer: Hercule!!! Hercule: I was just.. fixin' the copies ah hah hah... hah... Jennifer: You are so dead!! Cell: Hm, I thought I was less annoyed today. *Jennifer comes back in, pulling Hercule behind her* Jennifer: This idiot was messing with the tapes! He was trying to put his own advertisements on them, right in the middle of our showing. Hercule: Just some advertisements for my latest work out series. The fans will love it. Jennifer: I highly doubt that. Goku: Aw, it's okay. Go easy on him. Jennifer: Ugh, whatever, go film. I can't believe we didn't notice he wasn't there. Cell: I'm surprised too actually. Goku: Are you feeling better Jennifer? Jenifer: ...Yes! I'm fine. *quickly sits down and looks at the opened letter* Oh look Hercule, a letter for you. Hercule: Well of course! My fans love me. Jennifer: Heh yeah, he sure does 'love' you. Dear Hercule: Why do You have to gloat about nothing like a 6 year old? Your honest hater,DL21 >:( Cell: Oh, I like him. Hercule: W-what!? This kid doesn't know what he's talking about. I'm the champ! Jennifer: In your own little mind Hercule. In your own little mind. Dear Cell, Have you ever had a love interest in your life? Would you describe yourself as a romantic, badass guy? Yes, Cell. I know deep inside you're soft and mellow! Cell: *eye twitches* What is the concern for my love life!? Goku: I think that means everyone agrees you need someone. Cell: I do not. I have never had a love interest, I am not romantic and I am certainly not 'soft and mellow'. Hercule: He just says that cause he knows he's too ugly to get anyone hah hah hah! [The whole room turns to look at him. Jennifer and Goku's eyes are wide in astonishment and Cell's are slitted. Suddenly, Goku bursts out laughing] Goku: You do look like a roach Cell ha hah hah!! Cell: A.. a... roach!? Goku: Your wings kind of do give that impression *holds onto his stomach as he doubles over in laughter* Jennifer: *whispers her next words* I think he's handsome... Goku: *stops laughing and looks at Jennifer, then grins and turns to Cell* See? I told you you two should be together. Cell: Hmph. Anyone but a buffoon could see that I am perfect in every way. *looks at the smaller note attached to the letter* Dear Cell, Do you like Mudkipz? Sincerely, Strawberry Cell: What... is mudkipz? Goku: Huh... that's.. a good question. I don't think I've ever heard of one. Jennifer: It's a pokemon! Hercule: One of those pink blob things? Jennifer: Oh shut up Hercule. *grabs the next letter* Dear the admirable Son Goku, Have you ever considered how easily you could have defeated Cell and many others if you could have become a great ape? Also, have you not bumped into your grandpa in the other world yet? Yours truly, Wolffanghamehaaaaaaaaa ps Cell called you weak Cell: What the... this guy with the weird name again. Goku: Oh, is he a fan too? I don't think becoming a great ape would have been the best idea. I wouldn't have been able to control myself and might have ended up hurting my friends. Besides, I have no tail to transform. And I haven't ran into grandpa either. I looked for him too. He probably didn't keep his body though. I'm sure he would have loved to meet Gohan and Goten too. *pauses and looks at the last bit of the letter* Cell, you called me weak? Why would you do that? Cell: I don't even know this idiot. Goku: Huh, I wonder why he'd lie like that... Hercule: I'm sure Cell would find me a challenge in battle. Cell: We have already battled human. Hercule: I told you, I slipped! Cell: So did my hand. Jennifer: Alright, alright, calm down you two. Dear Cell If you were to escape from hell and you could choose one person to escape with you who would it be and why? From, the coolest Ice-Jin of them all. Cell: I would escape with none of those idiots. I might use one as a distraction, but I have no desire to team up with any of them. Jennifer: What if it was your only way out though? Cell: I would probably consider Ginyu. He's strong to somewhat help, but stupid enough that he's easy to shake off and get captured instead of me. Jennifer: Such companionship you have with your fellow villains. Dear Goku Who is better looking? Me or my pathetic brother Frieza? p.s. You were way overpowered in movie 5 ![]() From, the supreme master of the universe. Goku: Wow... is this really Cooler? I didn't think he would write me. And why would he ask who I find more attractive? I'm not really attracted to either of them... Jennifer: Well, which one looks cooler in your opinion? Goku: Well Cooler looks like Cooler. Jennifer: No no which one looks cooler? Goku: ... huh? Cooler looks like Cooler. Cell: *leans back in his chair and rolls his eyes* Hercule: I look cooler!! Goku: You look nothing like Cooler. Jennifer: .... Goku, which one, Cooler or Frieza, has a better overall look? Goku: Hm, well, I suppose Cooler now since Frieza is dead. Jennifer: *sighs* Alright, moving on... Dear Hercule What do I have to do to get a chin like yours? From, the taker of life. Hercule: Ah hah hah that's an excellent question! Unfortunately, this chin is genetic, like the rest of me. Jennifer: What kind of answer is that? Hercule: Well, it's true. I mean, not everyone can be blessed with good genetics like I have. I mean, just look at Cell. He would look a lot better with a chin like mine! [Cell and Jennifer both have a horrified look on their face. Goku, though, strokes his chin thoughtfully.] Goku: You know, Cell would look interesting with that chin. Jennifer: Don't say such things Goku! Cell: I agree. I don't want to have anything in common with that buffon. Hercule: Well you don't! I'm ten million times better than you are! Jennifer: Oh please, you wish *reaches for the next letter* Dear cell, What would you have done if your present counterpart had survived the destruction of the lab, and you met it before you absorbed the androids? if you met it after? also, why didn't you use the kaioken against gohan, instead of ki weighting, which even you said was a worthless trick? respectfully, Lunar2 Cell: If I had met my counterpart I would have killed it, before or after absorbing the androids. In my early stage I did not need more competition for absorbing the androids. Afterword I didn't need myself going to an earlier time and trying to absorb the androids before me. It would serve me better to kill it. Goku: That's pretty harsh. Cell: I do what needs to be done. Jennifer: You know, I've been wondering why you bulked yourself up too. I mean, you told Trunks it was stupid, and then you go ahead and do it... why?? Cell: *sighs* I admit, not my best moment. I wasn't ah... thinking clearly. Jennifer: Aw, my poor Cell *hugs him* Cell: Will you please.. ah... remove yourself? Goku: Awww couple moment! Jennifer: *jumps away* It was not! *returns to her seat red-faced* Goku, the next one is for you. Dear Goku when you did your Warp Kamehameha against cell, why didn't you use ki weighting to boost your power? speed wasn't an issue for that attack, so you really have no excuse for that one. incredulously Lunar2 Goku: Ah hah hah *scratches head sheepishly* Well, you know, just havin' some fun. Jennifer: Goku! The planet was in danger and you were just 'havin' some fun'? Goku: *hurt look* But... I love fighting Jennifer: Oi, you saiyans I swear. Hercule, the next one is for you. Hercule: Yeah! Hercule, tell you what, if you don't keep your mouth shut for the entire next interview, I will personally come down there with a tank, and shut it for you. shut! up! Lunar2 Hercule: W...what!? Cell: Ah hah hah hah! I agree. Please, keep quiet next time. Goku: Aw, he's not that bad. Jennifer; I can't believe you even considered fusing with him permanently Goku! Think of what would have happened to your good looks! Cell: What do you mean? His good looks? Goku: Oh, what's that Cell? Don't like her complimenting other guys huh? Cell: I said no such thing! I'm just curious as to how you can have good looks. Goku: Uh huh... jeaaaalooouuuus *pokes Cell* Cell: Of what?? Jennifer: Oh my *looks to the side* Goku: Cell and Jennifer kissing in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Cell: I will kill you! *lunges after Goku and the two begin fighting around the studio* Jennifer: *is too busy hiding her face under her hands to notice any fighting going on* [Suddenly, the camera gets knocked over due to the fighting and the screen turns to static] [A message suddenly pops up on screen] Don't forget to leave your questions here! Edited by Seruphim, Mar 23 2011, 05:39 PM.
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| * Lord Cooler | Mar 23 2011, 10:07 AM Post #13 |
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Aww looks like my questions were left out
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| lunar2 | Mar 23 2011, 01:55 PM Post #14 |
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LOL!!!! oh, and cell girl, the warp kamehameha is when he uses the Instant transmission to blast cell, and ki weighting is where they bulk up, like assj and ussj. |
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| Seruphim | Mar 23 2011, 02:56 PM Post #15 |
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ah sorry D= it was late when i was writing and i thought I got everyone I can add them in later after class and they've been added! Yours too lunar, since you explained. I answered as best I could lol Edited by Seruphim, Mar 23 2011, 05:39 PM.
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Though Cell should have answered something like "'cause she was delicious".
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